i was a celebrity last night
yet no one (here i mean GUY) would dance with me
besides the fact that ALL the guys were fricking dead ugly
bald
straight-from-the-gym type ugliness
and there i was with my pink mega-super-duper bow
and yet no one (luckily, i think) danced with me
i rubbed up against a few peeps
but it was nothing nice
sweat and nasto smells
baldness and glasses
short and burly
i mean.. does he have to be so far away?!
:p
the music was good, really dancy sort of music
the bride-to-be looked absolutely stunning and she had the time of her life (i believe)
i want more.
truly yours,
katy perry (aka omasia)
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